whenever Stephen has a fellow deep thinker on his show, he likes to lie in the grass and gaze at the stars

by (vanessa)

“What do you think happens after you die?”

“I think they give your hospital bed to someone else.”

“Hey Bryan, do you believe in parallel universes?”

“No. And somewhere I just said ‘yes’.”

“I think the most tragic thing would be a manatee who cries, but no one knows because he’s underwater.”

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